i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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