Porn is love you can see.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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