Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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