Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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