But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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