she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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