You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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