I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
