I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
You've changed since you got that strap on
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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