I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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