I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i will never coherently bang her
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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