you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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