ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
wow bdsm is so cute
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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