walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
