Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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