Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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