My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Barsexuality is the new black.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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