guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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