i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
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you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
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also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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