: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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