Are we in a gay sports bar?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Houston, we have a blender
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
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I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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