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  (303): View more from Colorado

  I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality

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  (303): I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality http://tfl.nu/hof4
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  (704): View more from North Carolina

  You smell like stripper and shame

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  (704): You smell like stripper and shame http://tfl.nu/7pqp
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  (419): View more from Ohio

  doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.

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  (419): doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars. http://tfl.nu/h8m5
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  (551): View more from New Jersey

  do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??

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  (551): do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse?? http://tfl.nu/m371
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  (513): View more from Ohio

  She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy

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  (513): She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy http://tfl.nu/sgsn
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  (740): View more from Ohio

  i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation

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  (740): i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation http://tfl.nu/vlgs
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  (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning

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  (780): downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning http://tfl.nu/3yhr
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  (972): View more from Texas

  He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.

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  (972): He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom. http://tfl.nu/ko2r
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  (314): View more from Missouri

  I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.

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  (314): I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger. http://tfl.nu/9k0s
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  (703): View more from Virginia

  I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.

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  you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.

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  (703): I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes. (757): you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing. http://tfl.nu/fdil
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  (336): View more from North Carolina

  dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!

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  (336): dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems! http://tfl.nu/qsei
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  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.

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  (401): He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate. http://tfl.nu/dyap
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  (301): View more from Maryland

  Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?

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  (301): Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke? http://tfl.nu/hphp
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  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?

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  (717): there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right? http://tfl.nu/jd9g
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  (479): View more from Arkansas

  These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom

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  (479): These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom http://tfl.nu/tghj
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