i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING