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(443): View more from Maryland

remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing

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(443): remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing http://tfl.nu/zq5c

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It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.

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He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.

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Ok, i'm coming over

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(320): It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now. (320): He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage. (406): Ok, i'm coming over http://tfl.nu/vi8g

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they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.

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(214): they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids. http://tfl.nu/ux66

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better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole

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(678): better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole http://tfl.nu/f6uw

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat

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(860): I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat http://tfl.nu/ctv0

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I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.

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you slept with him again didn't you

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you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well

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(480): I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'. (602): you slept with him again didn't you (480): you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well http://tfl.nu/dyfs

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(585): View more from New York

If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays

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(585): If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays http://tfl.nu/yd37

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They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!

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(+49): They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany! http://tfl.nu/9nli

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(937): View more from Ohio

talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.

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(937): talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive. http://tfl.nu/ejtq

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(248): View more from Michigan

How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.

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(248): How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve. http://tfl.nu/a52b

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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.

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(910): He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work. http://tfl.nu/wbkv

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Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?

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(785): Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference? http://tfl.nu/d4sd

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(979): View more from Texas

Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.

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(979): Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine. http://tfl.nu/p1v5

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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....

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(732): say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today.... http://tfl.nu/1sxc

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I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS

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(978): I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS http://tfl.nu/o0md

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