you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.