New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
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I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
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Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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