you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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