I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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