Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
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he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize