quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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