White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
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The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER