i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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