PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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