I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
please come you make the beer taste better
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
COCAINE IS GR8
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
