I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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