didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Two words: blizzard sex
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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