OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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