That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
did i walk over a car last night?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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