Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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