guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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