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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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