I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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