Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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