Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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