Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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