Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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