The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
did you just send me my own nude
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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