Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
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Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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