how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
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I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
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