oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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