So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm both gender and math confused
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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