oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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