Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(703): View more from Virginia

My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I'm skeptical of all drag queens.

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(314): View more from Missouri

There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.

(818): View more from California

Punch her baby.

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(817): View more from Texas

i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night

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(804): View more from Virginia

you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning

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(815): View more from Illinois

grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.

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(217): View more from Illinois

you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out

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(805): View more from California

fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King

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(512): View more from Texas

He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole

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