There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
handjob tips. give me some.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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