somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I think I just sharted jello shots
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