Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
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You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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