I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
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Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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