he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
