Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
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His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I have feelings that need drinking.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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