Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
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So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
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I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I think my moral compass just broke
I need mimosas to revive my soul
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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